ABOUT ME

My name is H.A.M.M.E.R.

• Hammer's name is HAMMER. (He always types it using capitals). It is an acronym* but he can't remember what it stands for. He forgot to backup his brain once and then he banged his head. Tip : ALWAYS BACKUP!
• Hammer is 2.3 metres tall so nobody argues with that last fact or asks him too many questions.
• He lives in the VR (Virtual Reality) world. That is, the digital world. Sometimes, he visits our world using special ACTUAL REALITY® goggles. He writes about this and posts photos in his diary.
• Hammer would like students to come and visit him with VR goggles soon. 
• Hammer is practically indestructible and can be blown up, burned, buried, crushed, thrown and dropped without getting a scratch. In fact, he kind of likes it, especially explosions. So expect to see him in some games soon where you can test this out.
• Hammer doesn't speak but has lots of inventive ways to communicate, like sentences he has recorded from the TV. 
• Hammer often wears disguises and tries to cosplay... but he's not very good at it (shhhhh!)
• When he is in a good mood his eyes are green; but be careful when they turn red!
• He tends to leak oil everywhere. We're looking into that. It happened when he tried to install an Android OS. Since then he sticks to Apple iOS.
• Hammer has many hobbies. One is running through walls and having them crash down around him. Another is that he likes cool technology, interesting apps and websites. He blogs about these too.
• Hammer has a pet robot thing. It needs a name. Also, he can't find it anywhere.
• Hammer has a brother (who looks similar but is a different colour).
• Hammer likes attention so he'll probably appear in some of the games on the website or on the screens of K.A!

* Smart fact: If you can pronounce it then it is an acronym (like NASA); if you can't pronounce it then it is an 'initialism' (like FBI or CIA). Not many people know the difference.